Billi Bardot: Tight, Tighter, Tightest

"My boobs are 34M," said Billi Bardot. "I have bras made or I can squeeze them into Gs off the rack, but I have to make the strap smaller. My ribcage is only 32 inches. I have my bras made in France. They make a lot of good stuff over there for girls with big boobs, like sports bras. The sports bras here are laughable. You can't run in those. "I don't even notice my boobs most of the time. I just like how they're comfortable and squishy, and when I'm bored, I always have something to do. I always have somewhere to put a cup. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I didn't have anywhere to put it while I looked at stuff so I just stuffed the can right between them." Carolina sexbomb Billi brought some of her favorite tight tops and dresses to slip into and show off her traffic-stopping, super-busty (41-26-38) silhouette. When the display of her eye-popping figure ends, naked Billi gives herself the deep finger. "I am a small-town country and city girl," Billi said about her lifestyle. "I'm a big mess of contradictions. I still enjoy the small-town country stuff. I like dirt-bike riding, four-wheeling, hunting. I love the feel of a small town, but I love big cities. I guess I kind of converted to a city girl. I prefer dirt bikes, but I like four-wheeling. I usually require a shower when I'm done. Lots of mud. I get muddy on-purpose. It's fun." Billi is high-energy, highly-sexed and a woman with many interests who knows what she wants. "I enjoy reading and learning new things. I love to cook. I hike and go whitewater rafting. I enjoy amusement parks and horseback riding. I can sew, crochet and paint. I like remodeling homes. I absolutely love traveling!"