A woman's job is never done. Cooking and cleaning...sucking and fucking. Oh, did we just say that? Well it's the truth, and Cassandra Calogera knows it. The woman has got a sense of duty. That's why she's cleaning out her garage even though she knows that she's going to get dirty. She knows her jugs are going to get hot and sweaty. And she knows that holding that broomstick is just going to remind her of a big cock she'd like to tackle. It's been a while since she's been fucked decently and she's starting to think that the garage isn't the only thing that needs cleaning. Her lonely pussy probably has cobwebs in it by now and she needs a big piece of man-beef to clean it out. Well today is her lucky day. She's going to get slammed like never before and she's going to love every second of it. It would be a crime to let a rack like that and a pussy that tight go untouched for so long. Once again, cock saves another damsel in distress.
Big tits are the best thing since sliced bread. They are fun to play with, provide a resting place for your head when you are tired and they provide entertainment when they bounce up and down. And you know what else they provide? Shelter for your cock, dude. That's right. When it's cold out, big tits become a cock-cozy where you can let your meat be comfy in a nice, warm and snug place. Our busty friend, Stacy, knows all about the versatility of her rack, too. She uses it to entice this guy into a bonerfied frenzy, and then she whips them out and buffs this guys package. Then she encourages him to grab and knead her doughy mams while she mounts his junk and pounds it with her chocolate cunt until he creams all over her jugs. Yup, boobs are pretty fucking great and great to fuck, too.
Claire Dames isn't exactly a brainiac, but she does have some fairly good ideas about how she should deal with having her application for college denied by the admissions office. You see, a girl like Claire isn't what you would call book smart, but she has a hell of a street education and she is savvy enough to hustle her way past most of her obstacles. So what does this busty cutie do when she gets denied admission? She goes right down to the admissions office and admits the director of admissions into her tight pussy, of course. She knows she didn't win him over on paper, but she tries her hardest to win him over on his desk. And with all the pussy-popping, dick-riding and blow job-giving that she does in just a few minutes, chesty Claire proves herself and gets accepted. Or should we say, Ass-cepted? Proof positive that it isn't who you know that will get you somewhere, but rather, who you do.
Gardening is hard work. There's lots of bending over, pulling, hoeing, sweating and grunting involved. You need to know that because you should encourage all the busty women in your lives to take up gardening immediately. Why? Because if they are anything like Rachel Love and use this gardening hose like she does, then every day spent gardening would end with a bang! Did we mention that Rachel is busty, blonde and gardens in panties, tight t-shirts and heels? Did we also mention that she gets soaking wet and then sucks cock, titty-fucks, and rides and then gets coated in cum? Well, she does. Who knew that yard work could turn out to be so fucking hot? We don't know about you, but we'd like to fire our lawn service guys and hire Rachel to take over their duties. Mostly because although she probably wouldn't do as great a job as our regular guys do, we'd like to see her naked on a riding mower in the middle of the day.
There's nothing but clear skies and sunny days ahead if you take cutie Sarah Sunshine out for a picnic. This bright and cheerful jugg-tastic chick knows how to plan a spread and coincidentally, she is good at spreading, too. She shows up in these tiny jean shorts and little halter top looking like a sexy mix of both girl-next-door Maryanne and redheaded sex bomb Ginger from Gilligan's Island. What's in her basket? Lots of edible goodies that you can share and eat together and she is not above playing with her food, either. She wants to eat some grapes, sure, but she also wants to gobble up your cock! And while she wants you to hand feed her fruits, she also wants to make sure you are getting enough to eat, so she also smears brownies on her tatas for dessert. So eat off of her rack before you skeet all over her twins. And Sarah makes haste, not waste so after you cum on her, she licks all that chocolate and spunk off of her boobs because she knows all about the nutrients in sperm. So the lesson of the day is: Take Sarah on a picnic and she will take you for the ride of your life!
Some people will tell you that they went to the champagne room in a strip club with a hot girl and that they scored a piece of pussy for a reasonable price. We think that maybe that might have happened. But it doesn't happen all the time. Others will tell you that they went into the VIP and tried to score some pussy and got tossed out on their asses. We think that happens more often than not. We are here to tell you what probably happens in the champagne room on the regular. You spot a hot girl like Summer and she's dancing, swaying those jugs around like a couple of pom-poms. You pull out some cash and give her what we like to call a, "dance donation," for her tit-swaying prowess. This convinces her to unveil said tits and mash 'em on your face and crotch. This leads you to give her another dance donation. Whilst giving her your hard earned bucks for making you hard, she catches a glimpse of your wad o' cash and tells you that she will take you to the VIP room for that wad o' cash. What do you get in return? Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you like tits. Summer has probably had that figured out since you gave her the first tit-swaying dance donation. So, she whips your dick out, whips her tits out and connects the two in a furious pumping and mashing experience that we like to call a tit-and-tug-aganza! Her talented tatas blow your wad, she takes your wad o' cash, she wipes off your baby batter, exits stage left not a hair out of place and lives to dance another day. That sounds like it could happen, right? Like it does happen, right? Much more than your buddy's tall tale of banging a stripper like a jackhammer in the VIP, right? Yeah, we think so, too. That's why we like the tits-and-tug job so much. It's like the fast-food version of a good time. You get in, get off and get out...in that order.
