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Don't call 911. Just jack off!

Don't call 911. Just jack off!

The woman you're about to see is a paramedic (has been for 20 years), and we can imagine that when she shows up at a scene, the victim's heart starts beating a lot faster. You see, Kristi Kream, a 44-year-old divorcee and mom from Connecticut, is a real hottie with her blond hair, big tits and tight little body. She's short 'n' stacked, and we imagine that even when she's wearing her EMS outfit, her sexuality busts through.

This week, Kristi, who now lives in Central Florida, is showing off her hot, naked body and sucking and fucking on-camera for the first time. Today, we get the warmup as Kristi bares her big, fake tits and deep-fingers her pussy until she cums. WARNING: If this gets your dick hard and your heart beating faster, do not call 911. Just jack off until you get the relief you need.

We asked Kristi some questions. She gave us some answers.

Would the people you know be surprised to see you here?

Kristi: My family and high school friends would be but none of my swinger friends would be.

How long have you been a swinger?

Kristi: Six years. I've been in some wild orgies!

Do you masturbate?

Kristi: Yes, pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

What gets you off?

Kristi: I love to please and see or feel a man cum.



See More of Kristi Kream at 40SOMETHINGMAG.COM!

Don't call 911. Just jack off!

Don't call 911. Just jack off!

The woman you're about to see is a paramedic (has been for 20 years), and we can imagine that when she shows up at a scene, the victim's heart starts beating a lot faster. You see, Kristi Kream, a 44-year-old divorcee and mom from Connecticut, is a real hottie with her blond hair, big tits and tight little body. She's short 'n' stacked, and we imagine that even when she's wearing her EMS outfit, her sexuality busts through.

This week, Kristi, who now lives in Central Florida, is showing off her hot, naked body and sucking and fucking on-camera for the first time. Today, we get the warmup as Kristi bares her big, fake tits and deep-fingers her pussy until she cums. WARNING: If this gets your dick hard and your heart beating faster, do not call 911. Just jack off until you get the relief you need.

We asked Kristi some questions. She gave us some answers.

Would the people you know be surprised to see you here?

Kristi: My family and high school friends would be but none of my swinger friends would be.

How long have you been a swinger?

Kristi: Six years. I've been in some wild orgies!

Do you masturbate?

Kristi: Yes, pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

What gets you off?

Kristi: I love to please and see or feel a man cum.



See More of Kristi Kream at PORNMEGALOAD.COM!

How Many Dominnos Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How Many Dominnos Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Just one and we could watch her do it all day.

If you know any hotel janitors who look like Dominno, SCORE wants to know about her. We have job openings available in as many positions as the applicants can get into. Building superintendents have sure changed over the years and for the better.

The female liberation movement is okay with us if it results in a work force built like Dominno. Mr. Klein agrees. When she steps into his room to change the bulb, he goes berserk. Dominno's tight top and shorts help cause it, no question. Mr. Klein's got to fuck her mouth and pussy right then and there or he'll go insane.

The light bulb can wait. Dominno's got a meal break coming anyway. She's a girl who's capable of climbing that ladder of success.



See More of Dominno at SCORELAND.COM!

How Many Dominnos Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How Many Dominnos Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

The question is, "How Many Dominnos Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?" The answer: Who cares about a light bulb? The dude living in this hotel doesn't. He's just hit the T&A lottery.

None other than the hot bombshell Dominno just happens to be the superintendent of the building. What a coincidence. Dominno even hauls around her own ladder. How's that for a real tool time girl? Dominno does not get far up that ladder.

Mr. Klein sees her pointers making big bumps in her tight T-shirt and her ass cheeks stretching her booty-shorts. He loses his mind at the sight of this and even begins eating her shorts. Dominno has two choices. Telephone for the men with the butterfly nets to take him away or fuck the guy back to sanity. She opts for the latter. SCORELAND calls this the Dominno Effect. And it could happen to you.

See More of Dominno at SCORELAND.COM!


Naturally busty brunette Jasmine Wilde models a skimpy bikini with clear stripper heels. Eager for dick, the thin young thing talks with director Mick Blue, shining up her big boobs with oil throughout. Jasmine playfully bounces her fleshy breasts and strips out of her bottoms, dousing her plump booty in grease. They make out -- she strokes Mick's big cock, wrapping her luscious knockers around his boner for a titty fuck. She stares deeply into the camera as she sucks Mick's massive meat, drooling through a nasty blowjob. Jasmine sucks her own tit as he fucks her wet slit; the whimpering girl rides his prick intensely as she fingers her clit. Dirty Jasmine lewdly rims Mick's bunghole! He finishes her off with a hot cum facial.

Despite his skateboard being broken in half, Lucky Fate arrives safely at the warehouse party being thrown by Paul (Nathan Bronson). Morgan (Maya Woulfe) meets him just outside, excited to spend more time with him. When they enter, they're glad to see that their friends (Robby Echo, Charlotte Sins, Lilly Bell, Vanna Bardot) are all waiting for them. The music blares, the strobe lights gleam, and everyone's having a gnarly good time.

When the hour of midnight hits, the crowd goes wild. Lucky and Morgan stand in the middle of the dancefloor and exchange a kiss. They stare into each other's eyes, lost in the glow of their blossoming romance. They make their way out of the warehouse and onto the roof, laying out a blanket under the stars. The sexual tension between them, building over the last 24 hours, finally comes to a head as they start making love against the backdrop of the LA skyline.

The next morning, Lucky says goodbye to Morgan before she heads back to Texas. She wants him to come with her, but Lucky says he can't. Despite everyone telling him to change his life and seize the opportunity, he's just unable to make the leap. Morgan watches sadly as Lucky walks back to the warehouse, dejected. A little later, Officer Garcia (Liv Revamped) and her partner (Tyrone Love) come by to pick Paul up to bring him to county jail. Lucky sees him off, but before Paul leaves, he gets an idea.

A few moments later, Morgan is stopped by Officer Garcia's cop car. Turns out she's not in trouble though, as Lucky jumps out of the patrol car and into the passenger seat. Officer Garcia wishes them well and watches as Morgan and Lucky drive off down the road to start their new adventure together.

Seems like Lucky's luck may have changed after all.